Babealonia! - A spot where women are so attractive, they could make a pizz

A spot where women are so attractive, they could make a pizza look sad. It’s where Madonna ruled and your life got ruined.

I stepped into Babealonia, and my brain took a vacation.

My sister went to Babealonia and now she’s dating a man who looks like a fruit smoothie.

I tried to impress someone in Babealonia and my dog got more attention.