Babe Muffin
You’re a babe muffin if you’re the kind of guy that makes girls go ‘awww’ but doesn’t have the guts to be a stud. You’re not tall or buff, and you’re too weak to lift weights. You get friend zoned like it’s your job unless they’re drunk and think you’re a legend.
You’re like a baby muffin, tiny, soft, and not a real muffin.
You’re cute, but not the kind of cute that gets dates.
You’re like a snack that’s not even on the menu.