Babe Muffin
You’re a babe muffin if you’re the cutest thing since a puppy got a haircut, but you’re too lazy to work out. You’re like a dessert that’s been sitting in the fridge for a week, still good, but not impressive. You get friend zoned like a regular thing unless the girl is wasted and thinks you’re a rockstar.
You’re like a muffin, sweet, but not a loaf of bread.
If you worked out, you’d be a stud. But you’re too lazy.
You’re cute, but I’m not dating a snack.