Babe Lair
A babe lair is like a trap for girls. It’s got lights, vibes, and a guy who looks like he just walked out of a magazine. You go in, and you don’t come out until you're tired and happy.
I turned my room into a lair just so I could make my crush pass out from pure sexiness.
I turned the lights off and played slow music, and the girl forgot she had to go home.
I had a girl so distracted by my lair, she didn’t even notice I had a tattoo on my back.