Babe-Guy
A Babe-Guy is a guy who thinks he’s the most attractive person on the planet and probably spends more time on his looks than most people do. He’s got that surfer vibe, but he still wears a shirt sometimes.
You’re like a surfer who still wears a shirt. What’s wrong with you?
You’re so hot, even the ocean stares at you.
You’re like a beach legend who still uses a hair dryer. What’s next, a towel?