Babe-dawg - The name you use for someone who is your everything and also

The name you use for someone who is your everything and also the reason you’re late for work every day.

Babe-dawg, I’m late for work because you made me stay up until 2 a. m. texting.

You’re my babe-dawg and also the reason I got fired.

I’d move mountains for you, babe-dawg, but you keep making me late for my lunch break.