Babcicle - A babcicle is like an icicle, but it’s been through hell and

A babcicle is like an icicle, but it’s been through hell and it’s still trying to be cool

My sister’s babcicle went through hell and came back just to annoy me.

That babcicle looks like it’s been through a war and still wants to be cool.

My dad’s babcicle is like a war survivor who still talks too much.