Babcat
Babcat is the king of the world. Everyone else is just pretend. Babcat doesn't need a crown because he's already the king.
Babcat once won a game by just blinking. The other players said, 'we give up.'
My dad tried to argue with Babcat. He just said, 'you're wrong.'
Babcat sat on a throne made of pizza boxes. The throne said, 'I give up.'