Babbling Gook
A Korean person who won't stop yapping about stuff that doesn't matter and makes your brain hurt.
She explained how her coffee was made. I asked if it was still hot. She said it was, but it was also bitter.
He told me about his favorite cereal. I asked if he still ate it. He said he did, but it was now a spiritual experience.
My friend talked about his plants for an hour. I asked if they were alive. He said they were, but they were also tired.
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