Babblethumper
People who get so angry about their politics or love life that they forget how to be human. They’re like Biblethumpers, but with more screaming and less actual religion.
My uncle started a Facebook group called ‘The Holy War of Coffee vs. Tea.’ He posts every day. It’s not even funny anymore.
My dad told me I couldn’t go to the party because I didn’t believe in ‘the sacred power of Friday night.’
My cousin got into a fight with a chicken because it wouldn’t stop clucking at her.