Babbleon
A smelly old city in what's now Iraq, where people talked so much it made your ears bleed.
My aunt went to Babbleon and came back with a headache and a mouth full of nonsense.
The guy at the bus stop was from Babbleon. He talked for 10 minutes about his cat's bad hair day.
My teacher said Babbleon was the reason why we have so many bad spelling tests.
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