Babblehead
A babblehead is someone who rants so much it feels like you’re in a war between words and common sense.
"This babblehead just said the ocean is mad. I’m not sure if I should join the rebellion or just go to sleep.", @OceanMadness
"They explained why a pencil is the best thing ever. I now hate pencils and I want to scream.", @PencilHater2
"I watched a babblehead for 20 minutes about how chairs are magical. I now believe chairs are magical and I’m confused.", @ChairMagic"