Babble biscuit
A babble biscuit is when someone’s words are so bad they make your brain hurt like it got hit by a pizza.
My uncle’s story was a babble biscuit. I got a headache just listening to it.
The guy on the bus told a babble biscuit. I almost fell off the seat.
My friend’s explanation of his life was a babble biscuit. I needed a pizza to survive.