babbish
It’s like making English sound like a toddler threw a tantrum. You switch the first letters of every word pair, and it gets really weird.
I tried to say ‘I love pizza’ and it became ‘L i v e o p i z z a’ and it was confusing.
My dog tried to speak babbish and just barked at the moon.
My friend tried to write a poem in babbish and it looked like a grocery list.