babberscooni
The town’s worst human. He’s got the stink of a thousand bad days and likes to drink until he’s even worse.
Babberscooni came to my house. He smelled like a wet dog and a gym sock.
At the football game, babberscooni sat next to me. I almost left.
My teacher said babberscooni is the reason why the hallway smells like a trash can.