babbelologist
A babbelologist is someone who talks too much and thinks they're smart, but they're just high and forgot to mute their mic.
'I'm the babbelologist of this group chat,' he said, while rambling about his ex's dog's hair color.
She started a babbelology podcast and it's just her yelling at the ceiling.
He tried to explain babbelology in 3 words. It took 17.