Babba bigstuff
A preteen who's so hot, they only date the most attractive older girls and LBs because they know they're the cream of the crop.
Babba, you're the cream of the crop. I'm just the leftover stuff.
You're the cream of the crop, and I'm just the guy who got dumped.
Babba, you're the cream of the crop. I'm just the one who got stuck with the dregs.