Babb Stabbing
When someone decides to use your butt as a meat grinder while you're trying to make stool and it feels like your colon is being crushed by a giant fartsack.
I was in the middle of a poop and my friend did Babb Stabbing. I had to take a break from my poop party.
She did it during my homework time and I got all my math problems wrong.
He did it in my classroom and the teacher gave me a detention.