Babb Stabbing
A butt attack that happens when you're trying to make stool and someone's junk comes in like it's a poop thief stealing your business.
He did Babb Stabbing in the middle of my lunch and I threw my sandwich at him.
My sister did it during my video game session and I lost the game.
He did it in the middle of my shower and I had to turn the water on full blast.