Babazoid
a fancy way to call someone a hot mess who looks like a babe but acts like a dinosaur who just woke up and doesn't care.
'You're the babazoid of the century, babe.', Text from a guy who just saw you in a coffee shop.
'Don't talk to me, I'm a babazoid in disguise.', DM from your ex who still thinks they're cool.
'That babazoid just walked in, and I'm gone.', Text from your best friend during lunch.