Babatope
A cute guy who’s either dark or light. He’s the type to whisper sweet nothings in your ear and then tell your ex you’re a hot mess. He can be gentle or a total asshole, depending on how much coffee he had.
My Babatope told my ex I was a 'bald eagle with no wings.' I still don’t know what that means.
He texted me, 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes, or I’ll die.' He showed up in 10 minutes and brought a pizza.
He broke up with me because I used too much deodorant. That’s not even fair.