Babatope
A baby boy who’s either black or white. He can be kind or a total jerk. He’s got a big cock and a brain that can make your head explode. He’s the kind of guy who’ll love you one day and tell your mom you’re a 'disgrace to the family' the next.
My Babatope told my mom I was a 'disgrace to the family.' My mom said, 'He’s your son, not mine.'
He told me he loved me, then said, 'But I still hate your friend.'
He proposed to me with a ring and a bag of chips. I said yes, but I also asked for a Coke.