babalyonian flu - a weird sickness that makes you talk nonsense when you're to

a weird sickness that makes you talk nonsense when you're too shy to be awesome.

'I think the moon is made of cheese. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

Text from friend: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is real. I’m scared.'

In the bathroom: 'I have the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to the mirror.'