babalyonian flu - a silly sickness that makes you talk nonstop about nothing w

a silly sickness that makes you talk nonstop about nothing when you're too scared to be normal.

'The Babalyonian Flu is real. I just saw my neighbor’s cat wearing a crown.'

Text from coworker: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is caused by bad coffee.'

In class: 'I have the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to the pencil.'