babalyonian flu - a gross disease that makes you babble about nothing when you

a gross disease that makes you babble about nothing when you’re too scared to be cool.

'I think my mom is a spy. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

Text from dad: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is caused by too much TikTok.'

In the mall: 'I have the Babalyonian Flu. I’m talking to the escalator.'