babalyonian flu - a dumb illness that hits when you’re nervous, making you bla

a dumb illness that hits when you’re nervous, making you blab about nothing for no reason.

'I think the coffee machine is plotting against me. I have the Babalyonian Flu.'

Text from friend: 'You just said the Babalyonian Flu is real. I believe you.'

At the bus stop: 'The bus is late. It’s the Babalyonian Flu.'