babalugi
That chunk of dried-up ass-muck you leave behind when you’re too lazy to wipe properly, like you’re saving energy for a later fart
I woke up to a babalugi the size of a muffin on my hairy ass and I didn’t even know I’d pooped.
My coworker’s babalugi was so big it looked like he had a second butt.
I told my mom she had a babalugi that could probably be used as a doorstop.