babaluga
This is the gross gunk that clings to the hairs on your butt like a stinkin' barnacle. It grabs multiple hairs at once and won't let go.
My sock stuck to my butt and pulled out a whole chunk of babaluga. It was like a butt hair war.
I tried to wipe my ass and it came out in a clump. That's not a wipe, that's a babaluga explosion.
My gym buddy looked at me like I had a babaluga parade going on after I sat down on the bench.