babaluga
This is the chunky, stinky stuff that clings to your butt hairs like a bad roommate. It won't let you go unless you scream at it.
I tried to take a shower and my babaluga came off in a big glob. It was like a butt hair tsunami.
My mom told me I had babaluga growing out of my ass. I told her I was going to start a babaluga rebellion.
I sat on a public toilet and left a babaluga message for the next person. They didn't like it.