babalon
The cops, the fuzz, the pigs, the 5-0. They’re the ones who give you a ticket for going 85 in a 45 when you’re already late for a date with your ex.
Yo, the babalon just pulled me over for no reason. I was going 85 in a 45 because my ex called me.
The babalon showed up at my house and gave me a ticket for parking in front of my ex's house.
I got a ticket from the babalon and now I’m late for my ex’s birthday party. Classic.