babalastic
A person who fakes being cool, but is actually a total dweeb. Like a fake rapper who still wears socks with sandals.
My cousin is a babalastic. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he's a rapper.
That guy at the park is a babalastic. He raps like a toddler and still thinks he's a legend.
My uncle is a babalastic. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he's a king.