babalas
To babalas is to drink so much that your brain turns into a slushie and you can’t tell if you’re at a party or in a sewer.
He babalas’d at the bar and tried to dance with a table.
She babalas’d so hard she texted her boss ‘I’m coming in late, I’m a babalas.’
They babalas’d until the lights went out and the bar started crying.