babaglee
Getting married is like being f***ed by the universe and then having no way to get out.
He babaglee'd his high school crush. Now he's stuck with her and her f***ing loud family.
She got babaglee'd by her boss. Now she can't even eat f***ing pizza without getting yelled at.
My cousin got babaglee'd in a church. Now she's stuck with him and his f***ing bad habits.