Babablinky
Babablinky is the Italian god who only listens to the cool kids, especially the ones who mess with Mrs. Johnson the most.
Biago got a free pass from the principal because Babablinky said he was 'too cool to be punished.'
Gedino told me Babablinky gave him a 99% on his project because he said 'that's good enough for me.'
Mateo got out of detention by whispering 'Babablinky' to the teacher.