baba yosfi
A man so good-looking he could make a salad look jealous. If he’s tall, he’s got the whole world eating out of his hand. If he’s short, he’s got the whole world laughing at him. Either way, he’s got a long dong and a big brain.
'Baba Yosfi, you’re so tall I think you’re trying to touch the sky.'
'Shorty, I don’t know if you’re cute or just trying to confuse me.'
'That long dong is legendary. It could be the reason you’re so popular.'