Baba Wawa
The only thing more desperate than your throat when you're so dry you could probably swallow a camel whole and still feel it.
'Baba Wawa? I could drink a whole lake and still be thirsty.'
'Baba Wawa? My mouth is a desert and I'm the last man standing.'
'Baba Wawa? I just tried to talk and my voice sounded like a dying goat.'
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