baba vanga
A lady who got tossed by a tornado, became a psychic, and predicted stuff so good, even presidents were impressed.
Baba Vanga got thrown by a tornado and then became a psychic. That’s how you do it.
She saw the future and even knew Obama was coming. That’s like having a crystal ball and a PhD.
If I got tossed by a tornado, I’d probably just cry and eat ice cream.