Baba Salamah
Baba Salamah is a grandma who loves apples, dyed hair, and making you find stuff. She’s so rich and swag she could outswag the baby and still be cool.
She cut me an apple and said, 'Eat this or I’ll dye your hair blue.'
She posted a photo of herself with the 'THUG LIFE' pose and got 300 likes in 10 seconds.
I asked where my shoes were, and she said, 'I hid them. Now go find them or I’ll cut you an apple.'