Baba Duce
Baba Duce is the final dump you take when you’re too weak to stand and your pants are soaked from holding it all day.
I took my Baba Duce on the floor because I couldn’t make it to the bathroom.
My Baba Duce was so big it almost broke the toilet.
I was so tired I took my Baba Duce in the hallway like it was a secret.