bab and dab
when your anus is burning from too much chili and you take a damp toilet roll and wipe your butt hole like it's a crime scene.
My butt felt like it had been tortured. I took a wet roll and cleaned it like it was evidence.
Chili got me so bad, I had to wipe my butt like it was a murder.
I ate too much curry, and my butt was in pain. I used a wet roll like it was a medicine.