baazigar
a guy who thinks he’s a champion in every game he plays, even though he’s too lazy to move and always gets trampled by real people
He claimed he won chess because he blinked twice and said ‘checkmate’.
He tried to beat me at Mario Kart, but I beat him in real life and he cried.
He said he was a pro gamer, but I beat him in 2 minutes and he started screaming about ‘cheating’.