Baatai
Baatai is the human version of a microwave. Hot. Really hot. You don’t want to be near him when he’s mad.
Baatai broke up with my sister. Now she cries every time she sees a avocado.
I asked Baatai for advice. He gave it to me in the form of a slap and a threat.
Baatai texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of his cat and a question about my life choices.