Baaren
He’s the main bear in this stupid game. He’s the only bear who got free. He’s lazy. He hates sparkling water. He’s got some moves. He doesn’t talk, he just grunts like a monster.
He’s the bear who saved the day. He’s also the one who napped through the whole battle.
He’s the only bear who didn’t need a speech. He just grunted and won.
He’s got skills. He’s also allergic to glitter. That’s not cool.