baagisselle - A fake religion where you kiss Freddy's toe to prove you're

A fake religion where you kiss Freddy's toe to prove you're not a bagoblier failure.

I'm not a bagoblier failure anymore, I kissed Freddy's toe three times.

My friend got kicked out of baagisselle for not kissing Freddy's toe.

I would kiss Freddy's toe if it meant getting out of math class.