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A night that starts normal but ends with you screaming into a toilet and wondering why your floor looks like a crime scene. It’s wild, it’s loud, and it leaves you with a mystery stain that smells like regret.
I thought we were just going to watch a movie. Now I’m on the floor and my pants are soaked.
I didn’t know my friend could throw up in slow motion. It was like a horror movie.
I came home with a hangover and a yellow puddle. My dog just stared at me like I betrayed him.