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A night so wild it turns your floor into a crime scene. You’re on the floor, your pants are soaked, and you’re wondering why your friend is laughing like a lunatic.
I thought we were going to have a normal night. Now I’m on the floor and my pants are soaked.
I didn’t know my friend could throw up like a monster. It was like a horror movie.
I came home with a hangover and a yellow puddle. My dog just stared at me like I betrayed him.