Ba-unka-unk
A ba-unka-unk is a girl who has a butt like a mountain, but no boobs to save her life. She’s like a pizza with no cheese. Just crust and no class.
My friend’s ex said she was a ba-unka-unk. He dated her for two weeks and left her with a broken heart and a broken ass.
She tried to wear a bra, but it looked like a prison sentence. A ba-unka-unk in a cage.
I told my sister she was a ba-unka-unk. She said, 'At least I don’t have to carry my boobs everywhere.'