ba-dump-a-dump
When you’re so desperate to poop that your butt starts doing the cha-cha and you can’t stop it.
I did the ba-dump-a-dump in my pants during math class and got sent to the office.
My brother did the ba-dump-a-dump in the car and the whole family started laughing at him.
My mom did the ba-dump-a-dump on the kitchen counter and spilled the coffee.