ba-dum-ch
the noise you make when you're too stupid to hold back a laugh, and you have a drum kit.
I heard the joke and did a ba-dum-ch so loud, my neighbor asked if I was in a band.
I did a ba-dum-ch so bad, my mom said I was louder than her vacuum.
I did a ba-dum-ch so loud, my friend's dog started barking at me.