Ba-Donk-A-Front
When a man’s junk is so huge, it looks like it's about to break free from his pants and take a solo trip.
My brother’s ba-donk-a-front is so big, his pants are practically doing cartwheels.
My friend’s ba-donk-a-front is so big, he can’t even zip up his pants without help.
My uncle’s ba-donk-a-front is so big, it looks like it’s trying to escape for freedom.